Arhivă pentru Noiembrie, 2006

JOB: IT Sales

Posted in Uncategorized on Noiembrie 27, 2006 by darius2nd

IT Sales. Angajam consultanti comerciali in domeniul IT si comunicatii. Cerinte: comunicativi, prezentabili, cunostinte in domeniu, hotarare, perseverenta, experienta constituie avantaj. Program de lucru in medie 6 ore/zi, 5 zile/saptamana. Se ofera salar minim + comisioane deosebite, telefon de servici. Trimiteti CV detaliat pe email. angajari@saitech.ro

 

Anunțuri

I am what I am. Someone has to be…

Posted in Uncategorized on Noiembrie 17, 2006 by darius2nd

I am what I am. Someone has to be…

I am what I am. I offer you that… and the world.

Darius_II moto

Cerere de iesire cu baietii

Posted in Uncategorized on Noiembrie 9, 2006 by darius2nd

 

                                                                           Cerere de iesire cu baietii

 

Nume prieten/ logodnic / sot………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

 

  

 Cer permisiunea de a ma desparti temporar de autoritatea suprema a vietii mele pentru urmatoarea  perioada de timp:

 

 

 

 

Data:                                 Durata despartirii:                                 Ora sosirii ce NU se va depasi :

 

       In cazul in care permisiunea mi se va acorda, jur in mod solemn sa vizitez numai locatiile stipulate mai jos, la momentele precizate. Sunt de acord sa ma abtin de la a flirta  cu alte femei. Nici macar nu voi vorbi cu vreo persoana de sex feminin, in afara celor pentru care am permisiunea scrisa. Nu voi opri mobilul dupa 2 beri si nici nu voi consuma peste cantitatea de alcool permisa fara a chema un taxi si fara a obtine derogarea telefonica de la cantitatea respectiva. Inteleg ca si in cazul in care imi este permisa ” iesirea”, prietena / logodnica / sotia isi pastreaza dreptul de a fi suparata pe mine pentru toata saptamana urmatoare fara nici un alt motiv.

 

 

 

  

 

Cantitatea de alcool permisa:      Bere:                     Vin:                       Tarie:                         Total:

 

Locatia:…………………………………………………………De la ora………………………..La ora……………………..

Locatia:…………………………………………………………De la ora………………………..La ora……………………..

Locatia………………………………………………………….De la ora………………………..La ora……………………..

 

 

Locatiile vizitate:

 

 

 

 

 

Femeile cu care este permisa conversatia:

 

   IMPORTANT– clauza de streptease:  Nu numai ca nu este permis contactul cu persoane de sex feminin, dar promit sa ma feresc a ma apropia la mai mult de 30 m de vreo strepteuza sau dansatoare exotica. Violarea clauzei va fi un motiv de terminare imediata a relatiei.

   Imi cunosc foarte bine locul.  Stiu cine „canta” in casa  si sunt de acord ca nu eu sunt acela. Promit sa urmez regulile si restrictiile tale. Inteleg ca asta oricum ma va costa o avere exprimata in flori si ciocolata ( in cazul fericit). Iti rezervi dreptul de a obtine si folosi cartile mele de credit oricand consideri necesar. Promit sa te duc la cumparaturi daca nu ma intorc la ora mentionata. In drum spre casa nu ma voi certa cu strainii si nici nu voi purta discutii filozofice cu acestia. Dupa intoarcerea acasa promit sa nu te trezesc, sa-ti respir in fata sau sa incerc sa ma reproduc ca un „iepure beat”.

 

   Dupa cunostintele mele ( care sunt insignifiante in comparatie cu cele ale jumatatii mele MAI BUNE ) informatia de    mai sus este corecta.

    Semnat – prieten / logodnic / sot:

 

 

 

   Cererea este :                            Aprobata:                                           Respinsa:

 

   Decizia e irevocabila. In cazul aprobarii taiati cuponul de mai jos si purtati-l in permanenta.

 

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Permisiune pentru prieten / logodnic / sot – ul meu de a fi plecat in urmatoarea perioada:

 

 

 

 

  Data:                                              Durata:                                                     Ora revenirii:

 

 

Semnat prietena / logodnica / sotie:

REQUEST: Picture with a colored child (prefered girl)

Posted in Uncategorized on Noiembrie 9, 2006 by darius2nd

I need a picture with a colored child, girl prefered, on which to put some angel wings… a high resolution around 300dpi… can you help me??!?

I’m searching in fact for an international image of a small angel..

Euro-English

Posted in Uncategorized on Noiembrie 7, 2006 by darius2nd

The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that
would become known as „Euro-English”.

In the first year, „s” will replace the soft „c”.
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy. The hard „c” will be dropped in favour of „k”. This
should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less
letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year when the troublesome „ph” will be replaced
with „f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated
changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent „e” in
the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing „th” with „z” and „w” with „v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary „o” kan be dropd from
vords kontaining „ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a
reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil
finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like
zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Engineering Jobs in Romania

Posted in Uncategorized on Noiembrie 6, 2006 by darius2nd

Lead I&C – Romania and Overseas


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Posted by: RCS Corporation on November 02, 2006 at 10:08:12. Click here to reply to this post via Email.

Immediate need for a Lead I&C Engineer for assignments in Romania and other Overseas locations. Candidates must have a degree and a PE license. Direct hire position.

Qualifications:

minimum BSChe, BSEE, or BSME

PE by examination, with both FE and PE exams.

Willingness to accept an overseas assignment in Europe or the Middle East

Experience in the following:

Specify instrumentation using Instrument Datasheets

Maintain Instrument List and I/O List

create ISA/SAMA Logic and Sequential Interlocking Drawings

Write Logic Specification documents

Review & Check P&IDs

Assist Designers in Locating Instruments and Creating Instrument Installation Drawings

Size and select Control Valves and Relief Valves

Experience in Supervising work of other Engineers and Designers

Prepare Proposals

Provide Project Execution Planning information to project and I&C discipline management

Provide I&C scheduling, planning, and work status information to the project controls organization

Provide I&C staffing planning for to the manager of the I&C discipline

Supervision and Direction of I&C project team.

Email resumes to: 502-24-MH470@apply.maxhire.net. Qualified candidates will be contacted. EOE.